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Retarded labels on consumer goods!

Post  Admin on Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:41 am

In Order Of Stupidity...



In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???.....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????....)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness..." (and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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Re: Retarded labels on consumer goods!

Post  Dude2 on Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:14 pm

you must understand that these people have to put those lables on their products because someone somewhere tried it then sued these companys for millions because there was no clear warning
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Post  Admin on Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:02 pm

You honestly think someone tried using a hairdryer while sleeping??? confused
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Post  Dude2 on Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:43 am

i bet you they went to sleep with it and thought it would do their hair for them because some people think "it dose everything for you" means that you dont have to do anything
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Post  Admin on Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:06 pm

I dont think they allow people in mental homes to use hairdryers by themselves! Suspect
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Post  Admin on Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:10 pm

But really there is no excuse for this one!!! >>>> On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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